B.W. Hamby

(Mike & Carleen McCornack)

A pig is what I am.
My makeup is partially ham,
With some other parts pork, but I'll tell you a corker
That doesn't describe all I can be
My name is B. W. Hamby

Eat is what I do
And I never stop till I'm through
At the slightest suggestion my splendid digestion
Will manage whatever you hand me
My name is B.W. Hamby

Food, marvelous food
Lifts up my mood
Makes me feel dandy
Waffles and berries
And pies full of cherries
Broccoli, bagels and candy
My name is B.W. Hamby.

Svelte you'll see I'm not
My weight tends to lean towards a lot
I'm proud of my bigness, it's part of my pigness
For portliness runs in the family
My name is B.W. Hamby.

[chorus]

Leisure's my desire,
I'd rather not sweat or perspire,
But I'll tell you a secret, there's five times a week that
I work out so that I still can be,
A healthy B.W. Hamby

Food, marvelous food
Lifts up my mood
Makes me feel dandy
You and I realize
Eating and exercise
Both are a part of the piggie
Known as B.W. Hamby

[chorus 1]

© 1996 McTate Music